Soviet Army

Will not stay hungry. And the wine We will throw up. Russian drink it a little and rarely. We, Russian, like vodka native and familiar. But on the second line too, We were there! And the second from the point occupied by the Germans! How do these good, pious Bavarians jump on us alcoholics? Is prying the plug sausage they reason that we drink more them? The most offensive, and that the third from the point of us with you, too, no! World statistics deign only "honorary" fifth place! No luck, not lucky, no prokanaet. Well, what is it? Even the travel of alcoholics did not work! Statistics Well, times have we caught in the statistics, it is necessary to develop a success! Hold on tight. In the world a genius! In a variety of fields: mathematics, music, biology, etc. Seventy, I emphasize, seventy percent were Russian or have Russian roots.

Well, as you are a nation of alcoholics? And "hacks", "sneer" of all stripes gossip the whole world what we are stupid and small minded people. Let's you and me gossip! As a cadet, I asked the teacher. "Why, our aircraft are the most powerful weapons in the world, flawless airframe," vitality " beyond human imagination, engines capable of performing miracles. Our planes can fly, contrary to all laws of physics-tail first! And at the same time also "snap" one hundred percent defeat the enemy. And we have no on-board computer? Look into the cockpit of any Russian fighter jet and see units in the style of "A la grandmother clock." Can not we? Is Our "Star of" science worse than the others? And to your question got the answer in the spirit Soviet Army: – Fellow cadet.

Question to "backfill" for the commander's staff. We both know perfectly well what is happening with semiconductors, transistors, diodes, processors, in other words, the fact of what is collected computers, and what happens to them when passing a powerful electromagnetic pulse. Now imagine that some "bad" would undermine our Earth's orbit, so to speak, okolo30-50 kilotons! When will the shock wave and "Electromagnetic pulse would like to see what will be your combat unit is equipped with the most advanced computer, if it fails to take off? No comment! Forgot about hackers! For slow-witted – I will explain: – It is only on the Internet a little "walk", as directed on the screen of your monitor appear a girl with a charming bust and phone number Sex – services, and referring to passcode. I'd like to look at the facial expressions pilot, when instead of flight parameters and the status of weapons, the display would issue "beauty" in all its beauty, and phone number of her pimp. And now you can and pozuboskalit! Something wrong? In this and all case. And the essence of the story is: do not understand Russia with the mind, not a common yardstick to measure her quite another to become, in Russia you just believe! Sobolev.